今天快船79-98勇士，快船全場僅79分，巴特勒21+5+5，哈登20分&下半場0分。

來看看國外球迷對這另類比賽的花式吐槽：

[–]Warriorsemz0694 211 points 6 hours ago

No one beats us eight times in a row!

人不可能連續(xù)8次陰溝翻船（快船此前對勇士7連勝）。

[–]Warriorsscaredspoon 185 points 6 hours ago

hard not to be confident with jimmy butler on your team

有JB，你很難不硬。

[–]Le_Diddy_Party 120 points 4 hours ago

Harden in playoff mode already

哈登已經(jīng)開啟季后賽模式。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1385 points 4 hours ago*

79 points in the year 2025 is nuts lol

2025年了還有球隊全場得79分呢？

[–]99Sold 376 points 4 hours ago

6/33 (18%) from 3 will do that

三分33投6中的話，想不79都難。

[–]Warriorsnomitycs 461 points 4 hours ago

27 misses isn’t that uncommon

投丟27個可太罕見了。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryrauf107 275 points 4 hours ago

Yea that would never happen in a playoff game

對！季后賽更不可能發(fā)生了。

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 184 points 4 hours ago

Definitely not in a row.

連續(xù)打鐵27個更絕無僅有。

[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 158 points 4 hours ago

Not with a team Harden's on for sure

哈登帶隊更不可能這樣。

[–]NBAirosReddit 121 points 4 hours ago

And CP3

保羅（帶隊）也不能吧。

[–]Warriorsbilyl 126 points 4 hours ago

They literally gave up in the third quarter

他們真就三節(jié)繳槍了。

[–]Mavericksbeanyboi23 130 points 5 hours ago

It's wild that after so many years, and so many iterations of the team, 3rd Quarter Warriors remains as true as ever lol

江山代有才人出，你勇還是勇三瘋。

[–]Warriorsxd-Sushi_Master 69 points 5 hours ago

all of them have the common denominator of St. Curry reading Twitter hate comments at halftime.

庫里半場看手機，讀完惡評更牛逼！

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 109 points 6 hours ago

4 free throw attempts in a full game holy fuck the warriors are the most ethical team on the planet

全場特么4次罰球，勇士真是太干凈了，宇宙道德模范隊啊。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currylotsarice 105 points 6 hours ago

1Q: we are so fucking back

2Q: it’s joever

2nd half: we are so fucking back

第一節(jié)：感覺一切都回來了！

第二節(jié)：完犢子了。

第三節(jié)：爺又行了！

[–]Westjwon3354 69 points 4 hours ago

Old fuddy duddy Clippers just can’t hang with the whipper snapper Warriors

夕陽紅快船怎么能跟上朝陽勇士隊呢？

[–]WarriorsK1setsu 559 points 6 hours ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, may i present to you, the Golden Years Warriors.

雷帝斯and鄉(xiāng)親們，請允許我隆重介紹金州老年團。

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 95 points 5 hours ago

Olden State Warriors

金州老登隊。

[–]WarriorsHanzoShimada96 71 points 5 hours ago

it's the only time where we're the "younger team"、

真是頭一次遇到比我們還老的隊。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsImTheBestNerd 346 points 6 hours ago

Clippers can't keep up with these youngins

快船哪能跟上這群小伙子。

[[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 147 points 5 hours ago

Forcing the two oldest teams in the league to play an 8 pm game is NBA elder abuse.

聯(lián)盟讓倆老頭隊晚上8點開賽，這不虐待老人嗎？

[–]WarriorsKdog122025 93 points 4 hours ago*

Kawaii had to get to bed for an early day at his second job tomorrow. The stupid 8PM tipoff threw off his schedule.

萊昂納德得早早上床明早去兼職了，8點開賽不影響人家休息嗎？

[–]San Diego ClippersKL2ConspireLLC 453 points 5 hours ago

When's the last time you saw a 19pt blowout where the winning team didn't break 100 points?

上次看到得分沒過百卻大勝對面19分是何年？

[–]Supersonicscat_piss_lint_trap 168 points 5 hours ago

Well, it stands to reason that you'd lose when you only score 13 points in a quarter.

...Wait, it was the team that WON by 19 points that scored 13 points in a quarter? Oof.

嗯……你單節(jié)13分輸球，心里還沒點B數(shù)嗎？

誒？？這還能贏對面19分，餓滴神?。?/strong>